Donnerstag, 30. Januar 2014

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An essay on merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. Advancments in merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle can be linked to many areas. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle by those most reliant on technology, who just don't like that sort of thing. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.
Recent thought on merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.
Economic Factors
Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle. Of course, merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle fits perfectly into the Spanish-Armada model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.
Oil
Prices


merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle
The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Recent studies indicate that oil prices will continue to follow merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle for the foreseeable future. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.
Political Factors
Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle and ones own image of themselves.
To quote that most brilliant mind Noah Skank 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle. It speaks volumes. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle wins votes.' Simple as that.
While merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.Conclusion
We can say with certainty merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle parades along man's streets and man waves back. It inspires, provides financial security and is a joy to behold.
I shall give the final word to star Mariah J. Fox: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]

[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books
[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media
[3] My merging dreams and reality as a lifestyle! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing

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